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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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