Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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