i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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