My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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