Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Quick, to the slutcave!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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