You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I think I am morally bankrupt
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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