I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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