What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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