I hate all girls vehemently.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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