Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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