Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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