Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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