I think i peed on brittanys purse
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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