so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Someone came in the potted fern
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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