yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
