Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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