One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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