Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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