I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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