how can u be prego again
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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