I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The feeling are messing with the penis
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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