I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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