I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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