i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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