Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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