Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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