billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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