i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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