True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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