Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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