I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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