found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I think people are normalizing furries
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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