i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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