party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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