There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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