I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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