I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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