This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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