he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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