Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
No subtext here. People are naked.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
i think im in europe. pls send help
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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