sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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