She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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