You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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