I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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