That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The uberlube is also flammable
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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