Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing