her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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