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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  The beer is more important than you right now.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it

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