awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You pole danced in your parka.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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