I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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