How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm eating all of the evidence.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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