bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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