Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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