I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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