Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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