I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
