Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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